This Is So Embarrassing!
Hey everybody!
I'm officially embarrassed (as if I ever felt any other emotion!). This Monday, I got to go to zoology class (Yay!!!). But there was one bad thing. When I got there, I was walking to the barn and one of the kids whose mom owns the place came to me with some chicken eggs that she had saved so that I could try to get MY chickens to set on them and hatch them. Well, I didn't have any money on me to pay her with, so I had to go back to the car to get some. So, eggs in hand, I turned around on some VERY VERY VERY slippery boards, and spun and fell to my knees. With my mom, that girl, and about fifty chickens and some turkeys watching. I didn't break any of the eggs, but, when I went down, my mom and the girl were standing there trying to not laugh, and all of the chickens and the turkeys busted out cawing and cackling! So, not only did I have to people (my MOM as one of them, mind you) laughing at me, I had chickens laughing at me! CHICKENS!!! Now isn't that something that only I could do?!? Huh? But the fun and games didn't stop there! That night, my brother, dad, and a friend worked on removing the wax from the basement floor of our church. Well, it turned out that the wax remover was VERY slippery! At one point, I was rounding the corner about to go into the fellowship hall, and I stepped right into a big ol' puddle of wax remover! My right hip and pants will NEVER be the same! I slid, spun, had my legs shot out from beneath me, and slammed down on the floor! What pride that I thought I had before is GONE NOW!!! So I think that I will stop blogging now before y'all find out about all of my embarrassing moments!!
Later!
Half-Pint
I'm officially embarrassed (as if I ever felt any other emotion!). This Monday, I got to go to zoology class (Yay!!!). But there was one bad thing. When I got there, I was walking to the barn and one of the kids whose mom owns the place came to me with some chicken eggs that she had saved so that I could try to get MY chickens to set on them and hatch them. Well, I didn't have any money on me to pay her with, so I had to go back to the car to get some. So, eggs in hand, I turned around on some VERY VERY VERY slippery boards, and spun and fell to my knees. With my mom, that girl, and about fifty chickens and some turkeys watching. I didn't break any of the eggs, but, when I went down, my mom and the girl were standing there trying to not laugh, and all of the chickens and the turkeys busted out cawing and cackling! So, not only did I have to people (my MOM as one of them, mind you) laughing at me, I had chickens laughing at me! CHICKENS!!! Now isn't that something that only I could do?!? Huh? But the fun and games didn't stop there! That night, my brother, dad, and a friend worked on removing the wax from the basement floor of our church. Well, it turned out that the wax remover was VERY slippery! At one point, I was rounding the corner about to go into the fellowship hall, and I stepped right into a big ol' puddle of wax remover! My right hip and pants will NEVER be the same! I slid, spun, had my legs shot out from beneath me, and slammed down on the floor! What pride that I thought I had before is GONE NOW!!! So I think that I will stop blogging now before y'all find out about all of my embarrassing moments!!
Later!
Half-Pint
posted by Andrew at 10:38 PM
2 Comments:
so, half pint...how was your TRIP,,,,ha ha ha ha ha ha...i am so funny. ( i hope you are slapping your chest for that one) ya know,,it was a knee slapper,,,but you always slap your chest???....well anyway,,,,glad you guys are coming this weekend. all the youngens will be glad to see you guys..talk to you late my fellow right brainer....ha ha...kasey
Oh man, poor Half-Pint. But it definitely would've been funny. ;)
Hope you did well yesterday (been on ur brother's site, reading about how you did in speech :) ), and I'm looking forward to hearing all about it Monday after next(seeing as how i won't be there tomorrow:) )
See Ya!
Queenie Poo
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